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My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender

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hey baby girl

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how long will it burn if it isn’t an emergency???????

(Source: poyzn, via mister-comedy)

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"I don’t have the prettiest face for you to see, or the skinniest waist for you to hold, but I do have the biggest heart to love you with."

John Green, A Fault in Out Stars (via psych-facts)

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Well, at least the day can’t get any worse.

It can if all of these happen to you in one day

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