(Source: buenas-ondas, via definitive)

stabs:

My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender

(via from-a-hipsters-point-of-view)

vaginomics:

hey baby girl

(Source: walrusguy, via tastefullyoffensive)

thetrifrmphm:

snorl4x:

how long will it burn if it isn’t an emergency???????

(Source: poyzn, via mister-comedy)

(Source: grabbed, via fuckingcuddle)

"I don’t have the prettiest face for you to see, or the skinniest waist for you to hold, but I do have the biggest heart to love you with."

John Green, A Fault in Out Stars (via psych-facts)

(via khyy--iis)

becquerel-fahrenheit:

unamusedsloth:

Well, at least the day can’t get any worse.

It can if all of these happen to you in one day

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)